Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
college fees? text books?? the bible said adam and eve not adam and overpriced education
FRIENDLY REMINDER: ur tummy is cute as HECK and u should eliminate anyone that tells u otherwise
when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite you
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]