when you try and defend yourself and your parents yell at you for talking back so you just have to stand there like
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
All the blood that spilled from my heart
Sinks down the drain of seclusion.
i hope the shower isn’t too toasty for you.
this is my favourite picture on the internet
I hope hundreds of years later this picture is found completely out of context by anthropologists and it’s the final tipping point before they completely give up on trying to understand the internet in this decade.
How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?
instead of accepting apologies i accept checks
i wonder if ill be blogging as an old person in a nursing home on my iphone 4000
"Blazer it" I whisper to myself as I put on the jacket I got for $4.20